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A policemans job is not a happy one.... (Read 207 times)
Sep 22
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, 2003 at 1:50pm
Fozzer
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Hereford. England. EGBS.
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I was lined up, ready to flare my Cessna 182 RG onto Watsonville Municipal airport today, when this little gem came over my portable radio, (ignoring ATC as usual)...!
I almost landed wheels up....
...!
"The Police apprehended two men today. One was consuming battery acid, the other, gunpowder.
They charged one and let the other off".
LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Cheers all...
...!
Paul.
(England).
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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Good One...
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, 2003 at 2:04pm
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Pretty scary huh?
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Paul, err isn't it time for your medication?
Mark
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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