http://www.ntsb.gov/events/2000/incursion/pvd_incursion.rm
this is what happens when you let a woman give you directions then to make it worse you have a second barking on in your ear that your going the wrong way sounds like the last car trip i went on
this is a pretty big file at 6.3mb.
its an animation of a united 757 that was taxing in the fog, that got lost and wandered onto an active runway, had there not been a sensible pilot in the cockpit of a plane waiting to depart this could have been messy.
actual Cockpit recording used though.