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Sep 20^th, 2003 at 11:38pm

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Hillsboro, Oregon

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* You might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!

* You might be a redneck if you refuse to slide during a softball game because you don't want to crush your cigarettes!

* You might be a redneck if you're mowing your lawn and find a car.

* You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your children were born!

* You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born and taught on a pool table.

* You might be a redneck if the interviewer asks, '"Did you know that we are a Fortune 500 Company?'" And you answer, '"What track do y'all sponsor that race at? I ain't been to that one yet."

* You might be a redneck if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog!

* You are a redneck if your prom date is your brother, or if you went to the prom in your father's pickup truck!

* You might be a Redneck if you use the same tree your dog does!

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Reply #1 - Sep 22^nd, 2003 at 4:56pm

flyboy 28 Offline
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Jacksonville, FL

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*If you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade...

*If you see a sign that says "SAY NO TO CRACK" and it reminds you to pull up your jeans...

*If you think the "Nutcracker" is somthing you did off the high-dive...

*If you dog and your wallet are both on a chain...

*You have more fingers than you do teeth

*You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant...

*Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors...

*Your age is higher than your I.Q...

*Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"...

*You ask your wife wheather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear."...

*You go to a family reunion to meet women...

*Your wife and ex-wife are sisters...

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Reply #2 - Sep 23^rd, 2003 at 8:41am