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Sep 20^th, 2003 at 4:13am

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A redneck goes into a gun shop and says to the assistant "I'd like to buy a gun for shooting cans please"
"Certainly" replies the assistant and starts getting out various air-guns.
"No I want a gun for shooting cans!"
"Well these are all good for shooting cans sir"
"No cans! You know Mexicans, Jamaicans...."

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Sep 20^th, 2003 at 4:43am

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LOL

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Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Sep 22^nd, 2003 at 12:50am