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Sep 19th, 2003 at 1:29am
Oso   Ex Member

 
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he
hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little
Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You Sign!'

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing
there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder.
'You Sign! You sign!'

Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts
the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his
clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'You sign! You sign!' Mr Mandela
is
getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back,
shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!'
Then
he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears
a
knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little
Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose,
shouting,'You sign! You sign!' Behind him are TWO very large trucks full
of
car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the
little man by his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give
these to?'

The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
and says
(It's a beauty)
(wait for it)
Get your best Chinese accent ready .....



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Reply #1 - Sep 19th, 2003 at 3:24am

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OMFG  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Great one. Poor Mandela!
 

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Reply #2 - Sep 19th, 2003 at 11:51am

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LMAO Grin
Thanks I kinda needed a good laugh 8)
 

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