Once there was a couple of gay men. One of them had a chronic abdominal pain, so they went to a doctor.

The doctor examines the man carefully, thinks for a minute in silence and says: congratulations my friend, your pregnant!

But doctor, the man replies, how’s that possible?

I don’t know, the doctor replies, but you’ll be delivering in a couple of months.

But doctor, how will it come out?

Well, I suppose the same way it went in!

The man turns pale and asks: but doctor: won’t that be bad for my tonsils?