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Sep 12th, 2003 at 9:54am

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Ok, everyone remember being a kid, and going back and forth with the yo mama / daddy jokes? I suggest we start a virtual version of that just for grins...

OK here goes...

Yo mama so fat, I swerved to avoid ehr on the road the other day, and I ran out of gas!

 
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Reply #1 - Sep 12th, 2003 at 1:24pm

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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, she put on a raincoat and go outside and everybody start trying to hail a taxi!

(Oldie but goodie)
Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the swimming pool and everybody yelled "Free Willy!!"

Gimme some time, I'll remember a few more.
 
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Reply #2 - Sep 12th, 2003 at 2:10pm

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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, she put on a raincoat and go outside and everybody start trying to hail a taxi!

(Oldie but goodie)
Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the swimming pool and everybody yelled "Free Willy!!"


Oh yeah huh? Well,

Yo mama, so hairy you got rug burn when you was born!

Yo daddy is like cement, takes him 2 days to get hard!

Yo daddy is like a mounds bar, got no nuts!

Yo mama, so old, when God said let there be light, she was the one who flipped the switch...either that or she had to move out of the way cuz she's so fat...


Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Sep 12th, 2003 at 3:17pm

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I like the one from the nutty professor...

"yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road!"
 
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Reply #4 - Sep 12th, 2003 at 10:58pm

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I like the one from the nutty professor...

"yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road!"


Thats harsh. . . but good.

Yo momma so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
 
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Reply #5 - Sep 12th, 2003 at 11:21pm

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Your mum so fat she uses mattresses as tampons!  Shocked

Your mum do dumb she thought that cornflakes were a puzzle and tried to put it together

Your mum so old I told her to act her age and she died.
 
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Reply #6 - Sep 13th, 2003 at 12:08pm

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I like the one from the nutty professor...

"yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road!"


OH yeah, well yo mama so fat,

I swerved to avoid her on the road the other day, and I ran out of gas!
 
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Reply #7 - Sep 13th, 2003 at 12:13pm

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Thats harsh. . . but good.

Yo momma so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.


You mama so fat, every time she takes a bath, they have to call the rescue sqad to come and pry her out!
 
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Reply #8 - Sep 13th, 2003 at 12:19pm

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Your mum so fat she uses mattresses as tampons!  Shocked

Your mum do dumb she thought that cornflakes were a puzzle and tried to put it together

Your mum so old I told her to act her age and she died.


Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code, and that's just for her left thigh...

Yo mama so dumb she thought that a hot meal was stolen food!

Yo mama so old, even God calls her mom!
 
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Reply #9 - Sep 13th, 2003 at 2:41pm

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Yo mama is so fat that when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket on the Atlantic Ocean.

You mama is so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X shirt, helicopters try to land.
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Reply #10 - Sep 13th, 2003 at 9:00pm

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Yo mama so dark, she went to night school and got counted absent!

Yo mama so dark, the police shot at her the other day, and the bullets came back for flashlights!
 
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Reply #11 - Sep 14th, 2003 at 12:41am

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Yo mama so dumb, takes her an hour to make minute rice.

Yo mama so sad, she got no legs and still trying to kick it with me.
 
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Reply #12 - Sep 14th, 2003 at 2:49pm

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oh yeah?

Yo mama so dumb, she froze to death at the drive in movies! The one playing? Closed for winter!

Yo mama so ugly, the cops won't let her go trick or treating on halloween!
 
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Reply #13 - Sep 15th, 2003 at 1:08pm

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you guys are truly sick puppy's...lol
and don't blame yo momma Tongue
 
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Reply #14 - Sep 15th, 2003 at 7:47pm

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Your momma got more chin's than a chinese phone book.

Your momma so old she took her drivers license on a dinosaur.

Your momma's so fat that when she wanted to sit down she had to ask for planning permission.

Your momma's so slutty she has been engaged more times than BT.

Your momma's so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a paycheck.

Your momma's like a double decker bus, 40p to get on top.

Yours momma's so fat she stepped on the scales and the scales read "i want your weight not your phone number".

Your momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Your momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Your momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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Reply #15 - Sep 16th, 2003 at 8:38am

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Yo mama, so mean, the Mcdonalds that she works at doesn't serve happy meals any more!
 
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