Two Canadian fleas are having a holiday on the beaches of California. As they are sunbathing, one flea notices the other one is shivering.
Flea 1: Why are you shivering like that?
Flea 2: I am cold!
Flea 1: How can you be cold, it is such a nice weather.
Flea 2: Yeah, but I came here in the moustache of a biker! And I am still warming up.
Flea 1: That’s no way to travel! Next time you go to the airport, search for a nice woman wearing a skirt, climb up here legs, get into here panties, and you’ll be warm all the way. That’s the way I travel!
The next year those two fleas meet again on the same beach. Again the second flea is shivering!
Flea 1: What did I tell you, didn’t you follow my advise?
Flea 2: Yeah, I got to the airport, found this 25 year old girl, wearing this very short skirt, climbed her lovely legs and got in her panties. It was so cosy I fell asleep, so I don’t know what happened, but all of the sudden I was back in the moustache of that biker!
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