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A marriage made in heaven (Read 605 times)
Sep 9th, 2003 at 10:12pm
Pipercubfan   Ex Member

 
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a

fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the

Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While

they are waiting, they begin to wonder, "Could they possibly get

married in Heaven?"

When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know,

this is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he

leaves. The couple sits and waits for an answer. It takes a couple of

months. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking

somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get

married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just

wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce

in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asks the frightened couple. "OH, C'MON!" St. Peter

shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have

ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?

Cheesy
 
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Reply #1 - Sep 9th, 2003 at 10:16pm

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Cheesy   LOL, so true!

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Reply #2 - Sep 9th, 2003 at 11:57pm

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That is bloody great that is.  LOL

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Reply #3 - Sep 10th, 2003 at 3:35am

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Now that was funny Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Sep 10th, 2003 at 4:55am

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lol
 
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Reply #5 - Sep 10th, 2003 at 8:51am

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Reply #6 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 2:41am

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Thats pretty good!   Grin
 
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Reply #7 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 2:55am

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LOL!!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #8 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 4:28am

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heheheh! Nice delivery.
 
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Reply #9 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 1:31pm

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LMAO Grin
 
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Reply #10 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 2:58pm
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LOL
I work in a catholic mental institution. You think I should translate it into Dutch and give the munks a laugh?
AJ
 
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Reply #11 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 5:53pm

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Quote:
LOL
I work in a catholic mental institution. You think I should translate it into Dutch and give the munks a laugh?
AJ


If you do, make darn sure you get the punchline right!!  So many jokes get ruined by translation, so be careful!

Oh, and its mOnks with an O . . . Wink
 
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Reply #12 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 8:34pm
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Monks, monkeys, chipmunks....it's all very confusing to me. What's a munk then? (if it exists at all)

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Reply #13 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 9:17pm

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LMAO... that was toooo funny... you better let us know what the M0nks say.lol
 
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Reply #14 - Sep 13th, 2003 at 3:54pm
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ok Stormy. You visit a Dutch site, posting in dutch and then I will LMAO I think Grin.

Still don't know what "mUnk" means though. Help me out please!

Cheers
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Reply #15 - Sep 13th, 2003 at 5:24pm

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ok Stormy. You visit a Dutch site, posting in dutch and then I will LMAO I think Grin.

Still don't know what "mUnk" means though. Help me out please!

Cheers
AJ

heres a few meaning for you... sorry I thought you were kidding us..
"Many religions have monastic elements, including Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Christianity, and Islam, though the expressions differ considerably. Those pursuing a monastic life are usually called in English monks (male), nuns (female), brothers, or sisters. "
 
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Reply #16 - Sep 13th, 2003 at 5:39pm
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don't get me wrong, no offence taken Cheesy
In a way I was kidding of course but the word I was looking for turns out to be monks (with an "O"in the middle). We really have them you know, no kidding this time. It would be fun to tell them a joke like this (they do have a sense of humor)
I got the word wrong though, I typed munk (notice the U in the middle).
I'm dying to find out what a mUnk is!!!!



 
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