Simviation Forum - The Pres's Puzzle

Sep 9^th, 2003 at 11:26am

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Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

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Reply #1 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 6:59pm

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Reply #2 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 8:06pm

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Too believable for words.... Grin

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Reply #3 - Sep 10^th, 2003 at 5:07am

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lol, as u say Will, too believable

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Reply #4 - Sep 11^th, 2003 at 3:59pm

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LOL

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Reply #5 - Sep 11^th, 2003 at 5:06pm

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Hahahahahahaha. This reminds me of another puzzle involved joke...

Early one morning Alex Furgerson was woken by a phone call from David Beckham, who had a problem and urgantly needed help. So after 15 minutes of talking on the phone finally alex put down the phone and went to Beckhams house to see what the fuss was. When he arrived David said
"Thank god you've come. I woke up this morning and Victoria was out and she left me this jigsaw puzzle of a picture of a tiger and I just can't make any of the peices fit together. And i'm afraid that if I don't get it done Victoria will think i'm stupid and divorce me!"

So alex said "calm down David. Show me the Puzzle and we'll see if we can get it completed for you."

David was so pleased to hear this and he said "Thank you thank you! The puzzles just through here" And he led alex into the kitchen where the puzzle was on the table. And Alex said

"Oh david. Put the frosties back in the box."

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #6 - Sep 11^th, 2003 at 5:45pm

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Well, I started to laugh, Woodlouse . . . Embarrassed

Maybe I just don't get it . . .

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Reply #7 - Sep 11^th, 2003 at 7:55pm

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In the UK we have a breakfast cereal called Frosties. It is Cornflakes with sugar sprayed on. The picture on the box is a tiger called Tony. The frosties are Orange and so is Tony the tiger. David Beckham is a professional football player (the proper version) who is captain of the England team. He is light in the brain department. If you are REALLY stupid you could be persuaded that a box of frosties is a jigsaw puzzle of a tiger......

It loses something in the translation into American tho' Shocked

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Reply #8 - Sep 12^th, 2003 at 9:23am

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In the UK we have a breakfast cereal called Frosties. It is Cornflakes with sugar sprayed on. The picture on the box is a tiger called Tony. The frosties are Orange and so is Tony the tiger. David Beckham is a professional football player (the proper version) who is captain of the England team. He is light in the brain department. If you are REALLY stupid you could be persuaded that a box of frosties is a jigsaw puzzle of a tiger......

It loses something in the translation into American tho' Shocked

Will

Translation: Kellog's Frosted Flakes with Tony the Tiger ON THE BOX!! Theyy'rrreee Grrreat!

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