Simviation Forum - SEX IN THE DARK

Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 2:25pm

stormy Offline
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years..
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device ...
a vibrator ... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She goes completely ballistic. "You impotent fake," she screamed at him,
"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy ... if you explain the kids" Grin

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Reply #1 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 2:30pm

Lurch Offline
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HAHA

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Reply #2 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 2:32pm

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Uh oh...

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Reply #3 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 4:26pm

Jared Offline
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lol...good one stormy, was that by any chance...you and ken?!? LOL... Grin

JUST JOKING!!! (as I start running away, and change my name and all of that!)

Silly Boy

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Reply #4 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 4:49pm

stormy Offline
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lol...good one stormy, was that by any chance...you and ken?!? LOL... Grin

JUST JOKING!!! (as I start running away, and change my name and all of that!)

Silly Boy

lmao .... well maybe it was maybe it was not.lol Roll Eyes

nope double checked . its not Ken and I....

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Reply #5 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 5:16pm

Jared Offline
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lol...glad ya took it the right way...

Grin

Silly Boy

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Reply #6 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 5:19pm

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nope double checked . its not Ken and I....

Too much information.... Wink

I hope I can fall asleep tonight now...****yelling****"Image go away! Image Go Away!!!!"

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Reply #7 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 5:21pm

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That was pretty good. Grin

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Reply #8 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 5:29pm

stormy Offline
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Too much information.... Wink

I hope I can fall asleep tonight now...****yelling****"Image go away! Image Go Away!!!!"

you would not say that if I use a better example , Wink

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Reply #9 - Sep 3^rd, 2003 at 3:42am

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lol funny

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Reply #10 - Sep 5^th, 2003 at 7:35am

Smoke2much Offline
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That's good Stormy. Very, very good.

Will

Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&

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Reply #11 - Sep 6^th, 2003 at 3:24pm

God Ex Member

Nice one! Keep up the good work.

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Reply #12 - Sep 8^th, 2003 at 1:32am

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Hehehe. . .good one

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Reply #13 - Sep 8^th, 2003 at 3:45am

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ROFLMAO.

Good one Wendy.

Sarah

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

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