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Aug 31st, 2003 at 5:22pm

Jared   Offline
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"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
over
so without me you'd all waste away.

"I should be in charge, " said the stomach," because I process food and
give
all of you energy."

"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body
wherever it
needs to go."

"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
where
it goes."

"I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
waste
removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in
a
huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was
toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?
???
???
Roll Eyes
???
Grin
???
Roll Eyes
Roll Eyes
Roll Eyes
???
Grin
Grin
Grin

The a@#hole is usually in charge
 
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Reply #1 - Aug 31st, 2003 at 5:35pm

Fozzer   Offline
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EXCELLENT Jared... Grin...!
I've experienced a life-time of "Rectums" trying to organise me... Shocked...!
It never did work... Grin...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers Mate..!
Paul.
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Reply #2 - Sep 1st, 2003 at 3:10am

Polynomial   Offline
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sounds like a few people in middle managment . . . .
 
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Reply #3 - Sep 2nd, 2003 at 5:59am

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LMAO...good joke!  Grin
 

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Reply #4 - Sep 2nd, 2003 at 6:38pm

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Oh you work in MY building.  Cool!
 

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Reply #5 - Sep 3rd, 2003 at 9:46am

Jared   Offline
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I don't think so hyp, but ya never now...when you see someone running up and down the halls flapping their arms screaming must make it above stall speed...It'll be me!

But seriously I'm sure just about every place is like that in the end...

Silly Boy
 
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