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Aug 31
st
, 2003 at 5:22pm
Jared
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio
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"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
over
so without me you'd all waste away.
"I should be in charge, " said the stomach," because I process food and
give
all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body
wherever it
needs to go."
"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
where
it goes."
"I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
waste
removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in
a
huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was
toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
???
???
???
???
???
The a@#hole is usually in charge
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Aug 31
st
, 2003 at 5:35pm
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
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EXCELLENT Jared...
...!
I've experienced a life-time of "Rectums" trying to organise me...
...!
It never did work...
...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Cheers Mate..!
Paul.
(England).
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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, 2003 at 3:10am
Polynomial
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Health is merely the slowest
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Brisbane, Australia
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sounds like a few people in middle managment . . . .
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Sep 2
nd
, 2003 at 5:59am
Mr. Bones
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LMAO...good joke!
Raw power...the J-58.&&
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My Anet collection.
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Sep 2
nd
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Oh you work in MY building. Cool!
Great edit, Bob.&&&&&&Google it. &&&&
www.google.com
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rd
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Jared
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I don't think so hyp, but ya never now...when you see someone running up and down the halls flapping their arms screaming must make it above stall speed...It'll be me!
But seriously I'm sure just about every place is like that in the end...
Silly Boy
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