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Aug 30th, 2003 at 3:55pm

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who is everyones favorate comedian??(doesnt even have to be famous person, maybe you know someone who is funny.
personally i have to say Chris Rock, this guy is hillarious, and almost everything he says has me in stitches.
honorable mention, has to goto my Ex, she is the funniest person i have personally known and will manage to make you laugh in the toughest of times.
 
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Reply #1 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 4:00pm

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I can't remember his name, but he uses MF and Sh*! and C#@ks@#ker so much it makes my grandmother leave the room.

You know, the old white guy with the ponytail!

Carlson, Carson, Carlton, Crampass . . . somethin like that . . .

On the tip of my tongue . . .

GRRRRRR . . . now I'm not going to be able to think about anything else!! Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #2 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 4:17pm

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Jasper Carrot or "The big Yin"
 
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AHhhh!  Just remembered its George Carlin! Roll Eyes Duh!
 
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Reply #4 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 4:39pm

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Eddie Izzard. Funniest man on the planet. No contest. Smiley
 
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Reply #5 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 5:16pm

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All I have to say is: "Seven words you can't say on TV."

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Reply #6 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 6:28pm

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The Big Yin, Jasper Carrot, Mike Harding, The Monty Python Boys, The Goons, Spike Milligan, Rowan Atkinson, and of course Peter Sellers.
 
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Reply #7 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 6:32pm

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Billy Conolly and Lee Evans. Both very funny in differnt ways (completely)
 
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Reply #8 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 7:59pm

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  I always liked Steve Martin, The Pythons (of course), Jack Black cracks me up, Benny Hill was good in his day,
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Reply #9 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 8:14pm

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There are different kinds of comedians.  For movies or TV, Steve Martin and Gene Wilder, and John Belushi.

For Stand-up it's got to be Robin Williams or Sam Kinnison...

On donating food to third world countries...

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Reply #10 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 8:49pm

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Lee evans .....very very funny saw lee evans live at wembley and i was laughing till i got home. then i went out and bought the dvd of it and watched it 3 times.
 
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Reply #12 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 8:56pm

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  • Famous: George Carlin, I've never laughed so much just reading a book! Grin Napalm and Silly Putty, it just demand to be read!
  • Personally: This Scottish kid named David I knew a year or two ago.  Although I still have doubts he was really Scottish, he was the funniest person I've ever heard.  Good times... Smiley
  • Entertainment: The Simpsons is the only show on TV that's even remotely funny.  Family Guy was taken off, and that was good also.  The Far Side is always a great read. Grin
 
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While my girlfriend is, to date, the funniest human being I've ever had the blessing of knowing (she can just look at me a certain way and it's over...), there are numerous people who make careers out of making me laugh.

First and foremost, the king.  The Comedy God.  Mr. George Carlin.  If you haven't heard his airline routine, find it.  You'll be in tears.

Second.  Colin Quinn.  He's awful.  But he's hysterically awful.

Third.  Lewis Black.  THAT is my sense of humor identically.  I'll just go off on rants that are very Black-esque.

Fourth.  Chris Rock.  Hilarious.

Fifth.  Dave Attell.  Insomniac on Comedy Central is hilarious.  And it's not scripted, making it even funnier.

 
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WHere can I find George Carlin?
 
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There are some great Australian comedians but the Yanks and Poms wouldn't know who they were...... Grin Wink

But as for those that are 'Internationally known'.......

I've always liked Steve Martin, Python, Billy Connolly.

(Sorry Ozzy, the Goons are a bit before my time - even though you are younger than I.....lol Grin)

I also don't mind some of Sienfelds stuff (especially the one about when the Budgie, with slicked back hair - that's how all budgies wear their hair, slicked back) that flies into the mirror - he asks why the Budgie doesn't at least try to swerve and miss the "other" budgie coming straight at it..........lol Grin Wink

I have been known to listen to Eddy Murphy for a while, until the MF's, F's and everything else get to the point where they become boring.

Oh yeah, I've loved Bill Cosby's 'on stage' stuff since I was a kid. (The Dentist Visit)........ Grin Grin Wink
 
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John--most CD stores will carry some of his stuff....
 
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Professor Bren, err would we be talking about Kevin Wilson here? 'Cos that guy does crack me up, for some reason I forgot to put his name on the list! Damn funny!
Especially Hey Santa Claus, my favourite Xmas song Grin

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OK thanks scott. I just went to the guys website, the intro is funny! LOL but perverted..

Thanks, I will check a store around here along 49th big ole street Smiley
 
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No problem, John.  FYI, you might need a parent or older cousin to make the purchase for you.  Most of his stuff is pretty raunchy, and has earned the 18+ rating.  lol
 
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Professor Bren, err would we be talking about Kevin Wilson here? 'Cos that guy does crack me up, for some reason I forgot to put his name on the list! Damn funny!
Especially Hey Santa Claus, my favourite Xmas song Grin

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Very funny. And of course the irreverant Aussie humour.

I like the Santa Claus song too. The chorus goes.

"Santa Claus you C***, where's me F****n bike.....

Excuse me Ladies  Grin Wink

Not to forget Rodney Rude. Dunno if you've ever seen or heard him. One of his little gems:

"Me and the mates kicked the crap out of a Disabled bloke the other day...............
He was trying to park his car in one of OUR spaces!"
 
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I like the Santa Claus song too. It goes...

"Santa Claus you C***, where's me F****n bike.....


"I've opened all this uvver junk, and there's nuffin' that I like.."
"I wrote ya a letter, and I come to see ya twice.."

...next line please... Wink...!
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P.S ..'cos I'm a Cockney I can sing the whole song in genuine Aussie lingo.... Grin...!

P.P.S...come on lads, this is too good to be keeping to ourselves...Lets shock the youngsters out there... Shocked...!

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Cheech & Chong
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Many, many more..... & a few I'd hit myself in the face for not including in this .. Wink
 
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If we're talking TV, then the Yes Minister/Prime Minister, 'Allo 'Allo, Dads Army, It Ain't Half Hot Mum, Red Dwarf, My Hero, The Young Ones, The Goodies, Black Adder (except the third series which was pants),  The Comic Strip, Open All Hours, Only Fools And Horses, Father Ted, The Vicar of Dibley etc etc.

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another one i want to add to the list,
al murray, with time gentlemen please, thats a funny show.
also blackadder goes forth, that was a great show.
 
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I'm ashamed at myself, I forgot Kenny Everett! Sad
 
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I can't believe no one here remembers Sam Kinnison...

The man was a genius!



Ahhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!


People say "Sam, aren't you afraid to make jokes like this?  Aren't you afraid you're going to go to hell?"

"Hell? I was MARRIED for two F***ing years!  Nothing scares me!"

"Here's how stupid I am:  I was married twice!"

"I think the devil would be pretty bored with married people."

"Aaarrgghhh!!!  Oh, married?  Never mind.  I guess there's nothing new for you here..."

"Married twice huh?  Want a job?"
 
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my vote goes to George Bush! Quote:
"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."?Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001


Quote:
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Quote:
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and the infamous: Quote:
"They misunderestimated me."?Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
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Check out this sight for more quotes.
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I'm laughing so hard, my pancreas hurts!!!!
 
heres some more Quote:
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Reuters, May 5, 2000

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"-Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
 
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little late here. . .i am a very very very big George Carlin fan for new age comedy

musical comedy my favorite is Victor Borge
 
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I just assumed, like most, that we were talking about 'Stand up' or 'Individual' Comics.

But as far as TV goes. Ozzy has included all the Pommy TV comedies I love/loved.

Open all hours:

Ronny Barker (writing 'shop special' on window): "How m..m..m..many  p..p..pp pee's are there in p..p..p.ppepp..pp.pp.er.

David Jason: Oh, about sixteen!

(Hey, this is fantastic.......I just counted the P's, and without having any idea, I find I have used exactly 16)

The funniest things amuse the smallest minds...........lol Grin

Oh yeah, Ozzy, you missed a good one "The Goode Life"

Oh..........and "To The Manner Born"   Grin Grin Wink
 
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that was my original intent:) but then again its always good to branch out where possible:)
 
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For stand-up, I like Jeff Foxworthy. He's the guy who does the redneck jokes.

For TV Shows, I like the Simpsons, My Wife and Kids, and George Lopez.

I surprised nobody has mentioned Bill Cosby. Back in his day, he was pretty good.
 
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If you have to walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade... You might be a redneck...


I like Bill Engvall. He's routine includes "Here's Your Sign". He thinks stupid people should just have to wear signs saying "I'm stupid" so you don't have to rely on them. Stuff like



"The other day I was trying to sell my car. Some guy came over for a test drive, and when he finished driving it, he got out and stuck his hand on the exhaust pipe and said, 'Dammit, that's hot...' See? If he was wearing his sign, I could've stopped him..."


 
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I'm laughing so hard, my pancreas hurts!!!!
 


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I've added the site to my "Favourites Folder" under: "Fun things"..... Grin...!
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"I'm here to apply for a license for my pet fish...Eric!" Cheesy
 
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I did!.................. Grin Wink

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I read the "Silly Question" thread, and then noticed this thread ....

I don't know about others, but the "Simviation Comedy Club" members (also known as "Pete's Irregular Simviation Society for Excellence in Demagoguery, and Obscure Flying Fantasies", or regular posters) do a bang up job of comedy and entertainment.

 
Felix/FFDS...
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Reply #41 - Sep 3rd, 2003 at 9:41am

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Where could someone find an application to this group?  lol  Mewants in!
 
Great edit, Bob.&&&&&&Google it. &&&&www.google.com
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