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Reply #30 - Sep 1^st, 2003 at 11:01pm

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Check out this sight for more quotes.
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I'm laughing so hard, my pancreas hurts!!!!

heres some more Quote:

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Reuters, May 5, 2000

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"-Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

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Reply #31 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 12:50am

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little late here. . .i am a very very very big George Carlin fan for new age comedy

musical comedy my favorite is Victor Borge

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Reply #32 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 6:17am

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I just assumed, like most, that we were talking about 'Stand up' or 'Individual' Comics.

But as far as TV goes. Ozzy has included all the Pommy TV comedies I love/loved.

Open all hours:

Ronny Barker (writing 'shop special' on window): "How m..m..m..many p..p..pp pee's are there in p..p..p.ppepp..pp.pp.er.

David Jason: Oh, about sixteen!

(Hey, this is fantastic.......I just counted the P's, and without having any idea, I find I have used exactly 16)

The funniest things amuse the smallest minds...........lol Grin

Oh yeah, Ozzy, you missed a good one "The Goode Life"

Oh..........and "To The Manner Born" Grin

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Reply #33 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 7:09am

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that was my original intent:) but then again its always good to branch out where possible:)

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Reply #34 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 7:52am

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For stand-up, I like Jeff Foxworthy. He's the guy who does the redneck jokes.

For TV Shows, I like the Simpsons, My Wife and Kids, and George Lopez.

I surprised nobody has mentioned Bill Cosby. Back in his day, he was pretty good.

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Reply #35 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 11:09am

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For stand-up, I like Jeff Foxworthy. He's the guy who does the redneck jokes.

If you have to walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade... You might be a redneck...

I like Bill Engvall. He's routine includes "Here's Your Sign". He thinks stupid people should just have to wear signs saying "I'm stupid" so you don't have to rely on them. Stuff like

"The other day I was trying to sell my car. Some guy came over for a test drive, and when he finished driving it, he got out and stuck his hand on the exhaust pipe and said, 'Dammit, that's hot...' See? If he was wearing his sign, I could've stopped him..."

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Reply #36 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 11:42am

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If were going to include TV, I like Red Dwarf, Father Ted, Only fools and horses, Have I got news for you, Still game and 2D TV (think the George Micheal video that got america mad at him Roll Eyes

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Reply #37 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 1:24pm

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Check out this site for more quotes.
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I'm laughing so hard, my pancreas hurts!!!!

Many thanks OTTOL...!
I've added the site to my "Favourites Folder" under: "Fun things"..... Grin

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Reply #38 - Sep 2^nd, 2003 at 11:11pm

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"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."-Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

I think he's a Monty Python fan! Grin

"I'm here to apply for a license for my pet fish...Eric!" Cheesy

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Reply #39 - Sep 3^rd, 2003 at 8:19am

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I surprised nobody has mentioned Bill Cosby. Back in his day, he was pretty good.

I did!.................. Grin

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Oh yeah, I've loved Bill Cosby's 'on stage' stuff since I was a kid. (The Dentist Visit)........ Grin

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Reply #40 - Sep 3^rd, 2003 at 9:28am

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I read the "Silly Question" thread, and then noticed this thread ....

I don't know about others, but the "Simviation Comedy Club" members (also known as "Pete's Irregular Simviation Society for Excellence in Demagoguery, and Obscure Flying Fantasies", or regular posters) do a bang up job of comedy and entertainment.

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Reply #41 - Sep 3^rd, 2003 at 9:41am

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Where could someone find an application to this group? lol Mewants in!

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