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Reply #15 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 11:40pm

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There are some great Australian comedians but the Yanks and Poms wouldn't know who they were...... Grin Wink

But as for those that are 'Internationally known'.......

I've always liked Steve Martin, Python, Billy Connolly.

(Sorry Ozzy, the Goons are a bit before my time - even though you are younger than I.....lol Grin)

I also don't mind some of Sienfelds stuff (especially the one about when the Budgie, with slicked back hair - that's how all budgies wear their hair, slicked back) that flies into the mirror - he asks why the Budgie doesn't at least try to swerve and miss the "other" budgie coming straight at it..........lol Grin Wink

I have been known to listen to Eddy Murphy for a while, until the MF's, F's and everything else get to the point where they become boring.

Oh yeah, I've loved Bill Cosby's 'on stage' stuff since I was a kid. (The Dentist Visit)........ Grin Grin Wink
 
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Reply #16 - Aug 31st, 2003 at 1:15am

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John--most CD stores will carry some of his stuff....
 
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Reply #17 - Aug 31st, 2003 at 2:21am

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The Big Yin,Monty Python,Spike Milligan and Bill Cosby live,LMAO Grin
 
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Reply #18 - Aug 31st, 2003 at 4:56am

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Professor Bren, err would we be talking about Kevin Wilson here? 'Cos that guy does crack me up, for some reason I forgot to put his name on the list! Damn funny!
Especially Hey Santa Claus, my favourite Xmas song Grin

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Reply #19 - Aug 31st, 2003 at 6:10am

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The tall bloke with the glasses...
and the bloke with the short, fat, hairy legs...
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...not forgetting "The two Ronnies"... Wink...!
...the hardware shop...
"Four candles, (fork handles), "0's", (hose)...etc..."

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P.S.  I always play Kevin Wilsons "Hey Santa Claus, *** ****...", whenever the Vicar calls... Wink...!
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Reply #20 - Aug 31st, 2003 at 7:19am

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OK thanks scott. I just went to the guys website, the intro is funny! LOL but perverted..

Thanks, I will check a store around here along 49th big ole street Smiley
 
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Reply #21 - Aug 31st, 2003 at 8:30pm

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No problem, John.  FYI, you might need a parent or older cousin to make the purchase for you.  Most of his stuff is pretty raunchy, and has earned the 18+ rating.  lol
 
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Reply #22 - Sep 1st, 2003 at 12:58am

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Professor Bren, err would we be talking about Kevin Wilson here? 'Cos that guy does crack me up, for some reason I forgot to put his name on the list! Damn funny!
Especially Hey Santa Claus, my favourite Xmas song Grin

Ozzy


Very funny. And of course the irreverant Aussie humour.

I like the Santa Claus song too. The chorus goes.

"Santa Claus you C***, where's me F****n bike.....

Excuse me Ladies  Grin Wink

Not to forget Rodney Rude. Dunno if you've ever seen or heard him. One of his little gems:

"Me and the mates kicked the crap out of a Disabled bloke the other day...............
He was trying to park his car in one of OUR spaces!"
 
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Reply #23 - Sep 1st, 2003 at 1:35pm

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Quote:
I like the Santa Claus song too. It goes...

"Santa Claus you C***, where's me F****n bike.....


"I've opened all this uvver junk, and there's nuffin' that I like.."
"I wrote ya a letter, and I come to see ya twice.."

...next line please... Wink...!
...if you dare... Embarrassed...!
LOL...!

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P.S ..'cos I'm a Cockney I can sing the whole song in genuine Aussie lingo.... Grin...!

P.P.S...come on lads, this is too good to be keeping to ourselves...Lets shock the youngsters out there... Shocked...!

http://kevin.bloody.wilson.com.au/

...all together... Grin...!
 
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Reply #24 - Sep 1st, 2003 at 4:11pm

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Cheech & Chong
Laurel & Hardy ..
Woody Allen
Richard Pryor Live
Lee Evans
Jack Dee
Chris Rock
Father Ted
Jackie Mason


Many, many more..... & a few I'd hit myself in the face for not including in this .. Wink
 
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Reply #25 - Sep 1st, 2003 at 4:25pm

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If we're talking TV, then the Yes Minister/Prime Minister, 'Allo 'Allo, Dads Army, It Ain't Half Hot Mum, Red Dwarf, My Hero, The Young Ones, The Goodies, Black Adder (except the third series which was pants),  The Comic Strip, Open All Hours, Only Fools And Horses, Father Ted, The Vicar of Dibley etc etc.

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Reply #26 - Sep 1st, 2003 at 4:31pm

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another one i want to add to the list,
al murray, with time gentlemen please, thats a funny show.
also blackadder goes forth, that was a great show.
 
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Reply #27 - Sep 1st, 2003 at 4:58pm

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I'm ashamed at myself, I forgot Kenny Everett! Sad
 
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Reply #28 - Sep 1st, 2003 at 5:37pm

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I can't believe no one here remembers Sam Kinnison...

The man was a genius!



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People say "Sam, aren't you afraid to make jokes like this?  Aren't you afraid you're going to go to hell?"

"Hell? I was MARRIED for two F***ing years!  Nothing scares me!"

"Here's how stupid I am:  I was married twice!"

"I think the devil would be pretty bored with married people."

"Aaarrgghhh!!!  Oh, married?  Never mind.  I guess there's nothing new for you here..."

"Married twice huh?  Want a job?"
 
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Reply #29 - Sep 1st, 2003 at 10:45pm

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my vote goes to George Bush! Quote:
"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."?Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001


Quote:
"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a?a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone."?Denver, CO. Aug. 14, 2001


Quote:
"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."?Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001



and the infamous: Quote:
"They misunderestimated me."?Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
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