Search the archive:
 YaBB - Yet another Bulletin Board
 
   
 
  Simviation Forum › General › General Discussion › comedians
(Moderators: Mitch., Fly2e, ozzy72, beaky, Clipper, JBaymore, Bob70, BigTruck)
‹ Previous Topic | Next Topic ›
Pages: 1 2 3 
Send Topic Print
comedians (Read 971 times)
Aug 30th, 2003 at 3:55pm

Craig.   Offline
Colonel
Birmingham

Gender: male
 Posts: 18590
 *****
 
little bored and, well
who is everyones favorate comedian??(doesnt even have to be famous person, maybe you know someone who is funny.
personally i have to say Chris Rock, this guy is hillarious, and almost everything he says has me in stitches.
honorable mention, has to goto my Ex, she is the funniest person i have personally known and will manage to make you laugh in the toughest of times.
 
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #1 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 4:00pm

Travis   Offline
Colonel
Cannot find REALITY.SYS.
Universe halted.
Dripping Springs, TX

Gender: male
 Posts: 4515
 *****
 
I can't remember his name, but he uses MF and Sh*! and C#@ks@#ker so much it makes my grandmother leave the room.

You know, the old white guy with the ponytail!

Carlson, Carson, Carlton, Crampass . . . somethin like that . . .

On the tip of my tongue . . .

GRRRRRR . . . now I'm not going to be able to think about anything else!! Roll Eyes
 
...
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #2 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 4:17pm

Tequila Sunrise   Offline
Colonel
Nunquam non paratus
Glasgow Scotland

Gender: male
 Posts: 4149
 *****
 
Jasper Carrot or "The big Yin"
 
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #3 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 4:31pm

Travis   Offline
Colonel
Cannot find REALITY.SYS.
Universe halted.
Dripping Springs, TX

Gender: male
 Posts: 4515
 *****
 
AHhhh!  Just remembered its George Carlin! Roll Eyes Duh!
 
...
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #4 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 4:39pm

Woodlouse2002   Offline
Colonel
I like jam.
Cornwall, England

Gender: male
 Posts: 12574
 *****
 
Eddie Izzard. Funniest man on the planet. No contest. Smiley
 
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #5 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 5:16pm

Sock   Offline
Colonel
Satan is cool.
Hudson, NY USA

Gender: male
 Posts: 2098
 *****
 
All I have to say is: "Seven words you can't say on TV."

Sock
 
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #6 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 6:28pm

ozzy72   Offline
Global Moderator
Pretty scary huh?
Madsville

Gender: male
 Posts: 37122
 *****
 
The Big Yin, Jasper Carrot, Mike Harding, The Monty Python Boys, The Goons, Spike Milligan, Rowan Atkinson, and of course Peter Sellers.
 
...
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #7 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 6:32pm

Maccers   Offline
Colonel
Goodbye old friend
NEWI Campus, Wrexham. UK

Gender: male
 Posts: 1872
 *****
 
Billy Conolly and Lee Evans. Both very funny in differnt ways (completely)
 
...&&Athlon XP 1800+, 1GB RAM, Asus V9560 FX 5600 256Mb, 40Gb HDD
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #8 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 7:59pm

Paz   Offline
Colonel
USA

Gender: male
 Posts: 1922
 *****
 
  I always liked Steve Martin, The Pythons (of course), Jack Black cracks me up, Benny Hill was good in his day,
there are a lot more but can't think of them right now.
 
&&Still no linked images allowed around here Paz! Naughty...&&
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #9 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 8:14pm

Wing Nut   Offline
Colonel
Hoy-Hoy!

Gender: male
 Posts: 14173
 *****
 
There are different kinds of comedians.  For movies or TV, Steve Martin and Gene Wilder, and John Belushi.

For Stand-up it's got to be Robin Williams or Sam Kinnison...

On donating food to third world countries...

"Hey, we just came 6000 miles with your food, and on the way over, we had an idea.  Maybe this wouldn't be so hard if you people would move WHERE THE FOOD IS!  You live in a desert!  Nothing grows here!  Get your shit, pack your stuff, we'll make ONE trip!  Move where the food is!"
 
HP p7-1300w
AMD Athlon II X4 650 Quad-core 3.2 Ghz
23" HP Widescreen monitor/19" Dell monitor
Windows 7 Home Premium
16 Gb DDR3 PC10600 Ram
1 Gb GeForce GTX 550Ti video card
1 TB RAID Drives

If you want to see the most beautiful girl in the world, CLICK HERE!
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #10 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 8:49pm

Daz   Offline
Colonel
in the morning im making
WAFFLES!
Leeds, UK

Gender: male
 Posts: 1171
 *****
 
Lee evans .....very very funny saw lee evans live at wembley and i was laughing till i got home. then i went out and bought the dvd of it and watched it 3 times.
 
AMD athlon XP2800+ @2.34ghz&&Epox 8RDA3G 400 fsb, 8x AGP&&1024MB DDR400 PC3200&&XFX 256MB FX5950 Ultra (oc 525/1.04)&&40 gig maxtor 7200rpm&&80 gig seagate baracuda 7200rpm&&
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #11 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 8:51pm
Silent Exploder   Ex Member

 
leslie nielsen,lloyd bridges,jim carrey.
 
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #12 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 8:56pm

Scorpiоn   Offline
Colonel
Take it easy!
The Alamo

Gender: male
 Posts: 4496
 *****
 
  • Famous: George Carlin, I've never laughed so much just reading a book! Grin Napalm and Silly Putty, it just demand to be read!
  • Personally: This Scottish kid named David I knew a year or two ago.  Although I still have doubts he was really Scottish, he was the funniest person I've ever heard.  Good times... Smiley
  • Entertainment: The Simpsons is the only show on TV that's even remotely funny.  Family Guy was taken off, and that was good also.  The Far Side is always a great read. Grin
 
The Devil's Advocate.&&...
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #13 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 11:23pm

Scottler   Offline
Colonel
Albany, New York USA

Gender: male
 Posts: 5989
 *****
 
While my girlfriend is, to date, the funniest human being I've ever had the blessing of knowing (she can just look at me a certain way and it's over...), there are numerous people who make careers out of making me laugh.

First and foremost, the king.  The Comedy God.  Mr. George Carlin.  If you haven't heard his airline routine, find it.  You'll be in tears.

Second.  Colin Quinn.  He's awful.  But he's hysterically awful.

Third.  Lewis Black.  THAT is my sense of humor identically.  I'll just go off on rants that are very Black-esque.

Fourth.  Chris Rock.  Hilarious.

Fifth.  Dave Attell.  Insomniac on Comedy Central is hilarious.  And it's not scripted, making it even funnier.

 
Great edit, Bob.&&&&&&Google it. &&&&www.google.com
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Reply #14 - Aug 30th, 2003 at 11:34pm

Lethal.Ambition   Offline
Colonel
They call me John.
Florida

Gender: male
 Posts: 1563
 *****
 
WHere can I find George Carlin?
 
Oderint Dum Metuant - Let them hate as long as they fear.&&Proud member of the =XE= Xtreme Eagles&&Oderint Dum Metuant&&
Back to top 
IP Logged
 
Pages: 1 2 3 
Send Topic Print
‹ Previous Topic | Next Topic ›
  « Home ‹ Board Top of this page

Simviation Forum » Powered by YaBB 2.5 AE!
YaBB Forum Software © 2000-2010. All Rights Reserved.

Valid RSS Valid XHTML Valid CSS Powered by Perl Source Forge