MMM let me see, I am 16 and have ridden a motorbike twice and have a crash rate of 100%.

On my 11th B'day i drove one off a 4 m cliff that left me very bruised across my face (That's what a spinning tyre does to you) but i surprisingly didn't break anything.

And 2 years ago i was riding a bike and hit the accelerator (i didnt know that i did) and ran fair into a fence.

As you can probably gather I am going to avoid motorbikes.

Me got Volvo-Me no Moron-
You got Bike-See a Psyche

.... been riding bikes scince I was 10 yrs old .... (off road) ..... trials, enduro and a bit of moto-cross ..... had numerous tumbles off road ..... broken fingers coller bone cuts and bruises etc ..... came off a berm once in a big cart wheel arms legs and bike everywhere ....  came to rest with the bar end in my mouth! ..... and I still had all my teeth! 

..... in the early eightys I had a big one on the road, .... riding a 250 enduro on the road, came around a left hander to meet a car head on .... big bang! .... broken knee cap, wrist, serious head injuries ( the decelleration is that sudden in your helmet that your skull carries on moving tearing your scalp and bashing your brain) oh and my foot was just about cut off even though I had motocross boots on .... the AGV fibreglass helmet had definatly saved me but it was a nurse at home on maternity leave who came and saved me .... the people in the car just left me in the bottom of the hedge all messed up ..... probably thought I was a gonner .... she took my helmet of and stopped me drowning in my own blood , (cleared my airway) till the ambulance etc arrived (35 mins)  I hadn't flown through the air I just hit the car and got tangled up ..... my head pushed the roof away from the top of the screen by 4 or 5 inches! ..... I was only doing about 25-30 mph, the car around 40? .... the bike was unrecognisable and the car was a total write off .... the engine was all pushed to the side and back ..... was in a coma for eleven days and it took about 4 months to get all fixed up    ..... still riding though  

Motorcycles here really are mainly for recreation, not really as functional transportation. 

I know a person who got hit by a police car whilst they were chasing someone.  He got thrown about 15 feet in the air and the bike ended up underneath the cruiser.  Now he's got a Harley with illegal exhaust!

(Vroom Vroom)

P.S. Mark what have you against Volvo drivers! ???


And put me down for a bloody T-72, bi-turbo with the shiniest hubs you can find, spiked treads, urban camo, and make sure it is street legal!  And don't forget some rounds filled with some lovely BBQ sauce!

I dont have any street bike accident stories....yet

I do have motocross accident though, I went off this weird jump at the track, it was a real kicker, I ended up doing a unintentional superman mid air., after that I thought I got my feet back on the pegs, I was wrong and I entered a world of pain on the landing