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Never Trust a Sailor (Read 260 times)
Aug 18th, 2003 at 7:46pm

Lurch   Offline
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A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit every night, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He sure is, lady," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
 
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Reply #1 - Aug 18th, 2003 at 8:01pm
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I am a sailor and I resemble that remark!! Grin
 

Brad

PS: Not a navy sailor, a sail boat sailor, just wanted
to make that clear!! Wink
 
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Reply #2 - Aug 18th, 2003 at 8:03pm

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I agree with you X,I resemble that remark too Grin

Ex-Navy sailor,just to make that clear.lol
 
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Reply #3 - Aug 18th, 2003 at 8:16pm
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Lurch

Dad's side of the family is army,
moms is navy, I think the sailors
have 'more fun' or just talk about
'it' more!!
Made two round the world trips, 41'
sail boat, if this wasn't a 'family' forum,
the stories I could  tell!!! Grin Cheesy

Brad

 
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Reply #4 - Aug 21st, 2003 at 6:48am

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lol
 
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