Simviation Forum - Clumsy Waitress

Aug 17^th, 2003 at 1:04pm

stormy Offline
Colonel
BC Canada Vancouver Island

Gender:
Posts: 1615

A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take his order.
"... and, what would you like to drink?" she asked. The man said he would like coffee.

The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table. "Oh my God! I am so sorry!"

"That's okay," the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin. "But tell me, is this regular or decaf?"

"Regular," she replied.

"Oh great... now this thing is gonna be up all night!"

&&Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!&&

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #1 - Aug 18^th, 2003 at 2:32pm

Deputy Offline
Colonel
Hillsboro, Oregon

Gender:
Posts: 2090

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #2 - Aug 18^th, 2003 at 3:11pm

stormy Offline
Colonel
BC Canada Vancouver Island

Gender:
Posts: 1615

Quote:

"WHAT"

&&Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!&&

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #3 - Aug 18^th, 2003 at 5:44pm

Smoke2much Offline
Colonel
The Unrepentant Heretic
Sittingbourne, Kent,

Posts: 3879

My dad will love it Stormy, thankyou Kiss

Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #4 - Aug 18^th, 2003 at 8:50pm

stormy Offline
Colonel
BC Canada Vancouver Island

Gender:
Posts: 1615

Quote:

My dad will love it Stormy, thankyou Kiss

You are very welcome... Grin

&&Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!&&

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #5 - Aug 18^th, 2003 at 8:52pm

Deputy Offline
Colonel
Hillsboro, Oregon

Gender:
Posts: 2090

Quote:

"WHAT"

I recently dealt with an assault with similar conditions - hot liquids spilled on, errr, privates. . . .

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #6 - Aug 18^th, 2003 at 8:56pm

X Ex Member

Sure am glad I was errr Sargent!!
Grin

Brad

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #7 - Aug 18^th, 2003 at 8:59pm

stormy Offline
Colonel
BC Canada Vancouver Island

Gender:
Posts: 1615

Quote:

I recently dealt with an assault with similar conditions - hot liquids spilled on, errr, privates. . . .

OK I understand now

&&Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!&&

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #8 - Aug 18^th, 2003 at 9:01pm

Deputy Offline
Colonel
Hillsboro, Oregon

Gender:
Posts: 2090

Quote:

Sure am glad I was errr Sargent!!
Grin

Brad

Sgt. David Shook is my Sergeant, thank you very much

-Brad

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #9 - Aug 21^st, 2003 at 6:57am

Polynomial Offline
Colonel
Health is merely the slowest
possible way to die.
Brisbane, Australia

Gender:
Posts: 1951

amusing

Back to top

IP Logged

	Search the archive: