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Adult poetry.... from the nursery! (Read 196 times)
Aug 14th, 2003 at 3:41pm

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Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
Twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you d******d.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the Kings horses and all the kings men,
Said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
And turned it's wool to nylon

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money
 

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Reply #1 - Aug 14th, 2003 at 5:19pm

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That's a f**king riot!!  I love the last one!
 

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Reply #2 - Aug 14th, 2003 at 6:32pm

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LMAO Grin
funniest thing I've read in ages Grin
 

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Reply #3 - Aug 15th, 2003 at 1:55am

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very amusing how about this one:

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She took it round the corner
To teach it how to
Fry Some eggs for breakfast
Fry some eggs for tea
The more you eat
The more you drink
The more you want to
Peter had a boat
The boat began to rock
Up jumped Jaws and
Bit off his
Cocktails Lemonade
40 cents a glass
If you don't like them
Shove them up your
Ask no question do not tell a lie
I saw the boogie man doing up his
Fly's are bad, mosquito's are worse
And this is the end of my silly little verse.
 
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