An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided

it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner

and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject

of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked,

rather trustingly.

"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I

would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment.

Then looking over his glasses, looked her in the eye casually and

asked, "Was that one or two words?"