If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual
harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.

If she thumps you, it's self-defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
shape, you're sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vein.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're an addict.

If you don't, there must be someone else.

Thanks Romulus!!

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That's absolutely true!

Another thing I might add to this list....

Women want to be treated as equals, correct?  So why are we expected to open doors for them, pull out their chairs, etc..

When was the last time a woman did that for you?

how true how true.  its almost like the world has turned around completely.

how true, I'm confused more than normal now

Romulus;

It is I who should apologize! This is a matter I
must deal with everyday! I am a woman in a
mans job!!
PaPa and I read all your posts, they are
wonderful, they have true meaning!!
I only wanted to show how I felt, and
let people know how special my husband
is!!

All my love;
Kimberle'Mare'

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PaPa is not a sissy!!

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You need not apologize....the truth be known....I'm as guilty as your husband of what he claims in his post.  

I truly adore my precious wife. I'm disabled and unable to work.  

So I clean house...in fact she hasn't cleaned house in 2 years. Even when we were both employed...we shared the house work equally.

Monday through Friday...I do the dishes and cook from time to time. Every Friday....I do 90% of the cooking.

I do laundry also...although I admit to doing it the fast, economical way...all at once...lol...all in one load....and my wife for some strange reason prefers to do the laundry...hmmm...can't imagine why...lol.  

I use to get her flowers all the time...but can no longer can afford them. I do still send her love poems all the time to where she works via e-mail. I give her back messages literally every night...this isn't an exaggeration either. She has epilepsy, so I do this to help relax her and remove the days stress. We have never had a real "fight" ....I don't allow them....we have a relatively stress free home. Well, with the exception of when I get mad at the ole personal confuser and curse at my computer when it's acting like goof.  

So as you can see....I'm just as guilty as anyone.  

Romulus;

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PaPa has never bought a flower for me! They come
from his gardens, sometimes a rose, sometimes a
little yellow strawberry flower! They all come from
the heart, and are priceless to me!!
I beleive you and PaPa are a lot alike, in more ways
than I can say here!!
Like your wife, I too have health concerns, but I
know I have someone to take care of me, no matter
what happens!!

Our prayers and our love

Brad and Kimber

Those are all so true. I also think women's lib has gone too far (No offence but it has).