Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they had nothing to do.

Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jim says, "Me too. I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hooch and got completely smashed. 

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.  In fact he feels great, no hangover, no bad side effects.  Nothing at all.

Then the phone rings...its Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing.  We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing..." Jim objects.

"What's that?"asks Bud.

"Have you farted yet?" Jim asks his friend.

"No......." Bud replied.

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX ..."

If I could figure out how to segue to it from my article, maybe.  lol