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Jul 31st, 2003 at 6:08pm

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A Scottish private walked into the pharmacy near his base, pulled a beat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asked the pharmacist how much it would cost to repair the condom.

The pharmacist replied that including replacing the band and spot welding the holes, it would cost 26 pence, but that for 29 pence, he could sell the private a new one.

The private said, "Aye, that is a weighty decision, I shall be back in two hours with an answer."

Two hours later, The Scotsman returns and said, "The regiment has voted to replace."
 
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Reply #1 - Jul 31st, 2003 at 7:02pm

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That's good.  Very good.

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Reply #2 - Jul 31st, 2003 at 8:33pm

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Reply #3 - Jul 31st, 2003 at 10:57pm

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Ewww, yet funny. lol
 
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Reply #4 - Jul 31st, 2003 at 11:43pm
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Being of Scottish decent I find this;
Logical!!
And mildly amusing!

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Reply #5 - Jul 31st, 2003 at 11:52pm

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Very Good Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Aug 1st, 2003 at 4:52am

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GROOO   Shocked. Good joke though
 
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Reply #7 - Aug 3rd, 2003 at 1:35am

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How disturbing?
 
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Reply #8 - Aug 3rd, 2003 at 1:48am

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Quote:
Two hours later, The Scotsman returns and said, "The regiment has voted to replace."


Thats gotta be the best part lol.
 
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Reply #9 - Aug 3rd, 2003 at 3:48am

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not sure what to think, it was funny, yet wrong, at the same time, confusion...
 
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