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Jul 28
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, 2003 at 6:44pm
Romulus111VADT
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Jul 28
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, 2003 at 7:50pm
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lol, I've already got the pile of coke cans. BTW, what's the hand lotion for?
I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
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Jul 29
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, 2003 at 3:23am
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So that is what your corner looks like Romulus
My corner is v.neat and tidy actually, otherwise I get told off
I think she-who-must-be-obeyed is getting a bit fed up with lumps of Spitfire piling up in my corner though
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Jul 29
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, 2003 at 3:34am
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LOL....I knew it wasn't your computer...lol....just couldn't resist.
Being ex-military....I knew your puter area would be in order...just like mine.
That and the soda cans were a dead give away...if it were yours...there'd be beer cans and pizza boxes....lol.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Jul 29
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, 2003 at 3:53am
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I strongly suspect this PC belongs too a woman, look at the CD box in front of the foreground monitor, there is a blue long handled comb. What self-respecting bloke would use one of those?
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Jul 29
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, 2003 at 4:50am
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I strongly suspect this PC belongs too a woman, look at the CD box in front of the foreground monitor, there is a blue long handled comb. What self-respecting bloke would use one of those?
you mean you dont????
LOL
i am sure you could make a new power source for a computer out of that lot
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Jul 29
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, 2003 at 5:03am
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Only if you can catch the mice living in the waste pile and then trap them in wheels and connect them to a dynamo......
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Jul 29
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, 2003 at 6:29am
Romulus111VADT
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This might be my be my ex-wife's. The pile of soda cans reminds me of the backend of her station wagon. LOL....once I had to literally take the car to the town dump and use a shovel to clean out the backend...no exaggeration. Egad! What a mess!
Had considered a touch of C-4...but darn it....she just wouldn't stay in the car.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Jul 29
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, 2003 at 9:01am
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Don't you just hate it when that happens
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