Simviation Forum - Trouble At 35000 Feet

Jul 25^th, 2003 at 12:37am

N10387CG Ex Member

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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off... confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.

He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

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Reply #1 - Jul 25^th, 2003 at 1:11am

Oso Ex Member

Well - here is a pretty good English translation of the Spanish version I posted some months back.

Which caused all kinds of consternation - and I still did not get a PITA award.

*sniff sniff*

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Reply #2 - Jul 25^th, 2003 at 2:06am

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Keep trying Oso, I might make you only the second ever recipient of a PITA....

Ozzy Wink

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Reply #3 - Jul 28^th, 2003 at 7:10am

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My mother said:

"Lucky he didn't hit the Automatic Tampon Inserter Button".

Poor bloke.

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Reply #4 - Jul 29^th, 2003 at 5:17pm

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Keep trying Oso, I might make you only the second ever recipient of a PITA....

Ozzy Wink

Just remember. I was first. Grin

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #5 - Jul 29^th, 2003 at 5:19pm

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Forgive me, but whats the PITA award? People In Terrible Acidents?

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Reply #6 - Jul 29^th, 2003 at 6:45pm

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Pain In The Arse award. Wink

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #7 - Jul 30^th, 2003 at 10:30am

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I just want to fly on an airline that has a mens room and a ladies room so I don't have to wait six hours to get in there for my own 30 seconds! lol Wink

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Reply #8 - Jul 30^th, 2003 at 5:59pm

N10387CG Ex Member

i know how you feel. about 3 weeks ago i got back from a trip to anchorage alaska to visit my sister. I was on Northwest airlines flight 852 anchorage to detroit. It was a totaly full 757-300 that left anchorage at 7:25 PM. about 2/3 the way through the flight i got up to go to the bathroom. there was only 2 other people waiting. i was thinking it would be no more than a five min. wait. so i stood there talking to the others. finaly 5 min. later some one comes out. but i still had to wait on the other 2 which were both women. i think i stood up there and waited 45 min just to use the freakin bathroom. i dont know how it could take 20 min. just to use the bathroom especialy when its only a 2x2 square. what could take so long ??? ??? ???

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