A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him,

  and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man

  says,

  "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich.



  "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time

  later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40 please," and

  the

  man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.



  The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,

  "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the! ostrich says, "I'll

  have

  the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact

  change.



  This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.

  "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a



  steak, baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for me," says the

  ostrich.



  A short time! later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That

  will be $1 2.62." Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket

  and

  places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any

  longer.

  "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change

  out

  of your pocket every time?"



  "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and

  I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two

  wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put

  my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be

  there."



  "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a

  million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for

  as long as you live!"



  "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the

  exact money is always there," says the man.



  The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"



  The man sighs and! answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with

  long legs who agrees with everything I say!"

LMAO