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Jul 18^th, 2003 at 3:41am

visitor;AKA:X Ex Member

You get this Email;

Dear Sir,Madam;

I was hacking about and got into your system last
night, I have never seen anything so old, slow and
corrupted, I removed two viruses, 278 spywares,
2139 porn site cookies, and did a system restore
and defrag. updated your drivers and paid your water
bill, sent your sister the birthday card you forgot, by
the way, your car tags are over due, your mastercard
is two months late, and I balanced your checkbook!
Your X wife is still writting checks on it, might look into
that!
I would not rush out and buy FS2004, It dosen't come
on floppies!!

Yours truly

Dan the hacker

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Reply #1 - Jul 18^th, 2003 at 6:00am

Liam Offline
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Wimbledon, London, England

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Ahaha.

I got an Email very similar to that. Cheesy

Intel Pentium 4 3.0GHz Northwood (With HT) Cooled by Zalman CNPS9500 LED - 2 x 512MB DDR RAM (PC3200) - 120 GB HDD - 128MB Nvidia GeForce FX5700 - Bluestorm 500w PSU&&&&Hopefully soon with RAID 0!

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Reply #2 - Jul 18^th, 2003 at 1:06pm

Iroquois Offline
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Happy Halloween
Ontario Canada

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Posts: 3244

Quote:

I removed two viruses, 278 spywares, 2139 porn site cookies

Sounds like my system.

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

&&The Rig: &&AMD Athlon XP2000+ Palomino, ECS K7S5A 3.1, 1GB PC2700 DDR, Geforce FX5200 128mb, SB Live Platinum, 16xDVD, 16x10x40x CDRW, 40/60gb 7200rpm HDD, 325w Power, Windows XP Home SP1, Directx 9.0c with 66.81 Beta gfx drivers