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Jul 15th, 2003 at 1:44am

tomahawk   Offline
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Here are a few things about flying,

- If the wings are travilling faster than the fuselage, It's probably a helicopter - and thereforem unsafe.

-  When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.

-  Never trade luck for skill.

-  Progress in airline flying; now a flight attendant can get the pilot pregnant.

-  Airspeed, altitude or brains.  Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.

-  Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!

-  When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, sowething was forgotten.

-  You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.  (Paul F. Crickmore - test pilot)

-  If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.

-  You knoe that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.

Hope you enjoyed them Tomahawk Grin
 
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Reply #1 - Jul 15th, 2003 at 4:25am

ozzy72   Offline
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Pretty scary huh?
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Hmm, worrying. I always fly low, flat out and have no brain.......... Shocked
 

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Reply #2 - Jul 15th, 2003 at 2:23pm

EirePlane   Offline
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Quote:
-  You knoe that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.

so that's why the plane wont move
 
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