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The best insult ever... (Read 787 times)
Jul 11th, 2003 at 12:28am

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Really now, what is the best insult you ever heard?  Make 'em good too, no cheesy ones.  Mine is below...


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Reply #1 - Jul 11th, 2003 at 12:32am
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When you ask a young lady if she would like to----
and she answers "Yes but not with you"


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Reply #2 - Jul 11th, 2003 at 9:43am

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Here is one:

"You remind me of a famous movie star."
"Really? Which one?"
"Lassie."
 
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Reply #3 - Jul 14th, 2003 at 5:50am

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Godzilla works aswell as lassie. Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Jul 14th, 2003 at 6:20am

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OH SH** THATS FOUL!!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Jul 18th, 2003 at 8:08pm

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"you're drunk!"

" and you're ugly but i'll be sober in the morning"




And you have my respect if you know who said that.
 
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Reply #6 - Jul 18th, 2003 at 8:32pm

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Quote:
"you're drunk!"

" and you're ugly but i'll be sober in the morning"




And you have my respect if you know who said that.

Winston Churchill.

You also have to love when a woman told him "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea" and he said  "If I was your husband I'd gladly drink it" Grin
 
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Reply #7 - Jul 18th, 2003 at 8:47pm

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He also said "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol out of me."

Grin Grin Grin

Sorry that its not the insult, but still.
 
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Reply #8 - Jul 20th, 2003 at 12:40am

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Go up to a girl you can't stand and say, "If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? No? Then why do you wear a bra?  Grin
 
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Reply #9 - Jul 20th, 2003 at 2:34am

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LOL   Grin Grin
That is a good one Ronnie, but i think if u tell that to a girl you are gonna get kicked in the scrotch or something like that.
LOL
 
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Reply #10 - Jul 20th, 2003 at 1:59pm
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Quote:
Go up to a girl you can't stand and say, "If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? No? Then why do you wear a bra?  


I resemble that remark, and it explains why you
don't own a athletic support!!


Have a nice day
Kimberle'Mare'
 
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