I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She
would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant
view of
her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
to me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped
out of the house and walked straight towards my car.
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My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.