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A story with a moral (Read 636 times)
Jul 8th, 2003 at 2:39am

stormy   Offline
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She
would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant
view of
her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome  and  didn't really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
to me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her  panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment,  then  turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped
out of the house and walked straight towards my car.
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My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.  Shocked Shocked Shocked Roll Eyes
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Tongue
 

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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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Reply #1 - Jul 8th, 2003 at 2:42am

BFMF   Offline
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been posted before Wink

still funny Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Jul 8th, 2003 at 1:15pm

stormy   Offline
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Quote:
been posted before Wink

still funny Grin

ANDREW.. bite me............lol Tongue Tongue Grin
 

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Reply #3 - Jul 8th, 2003 at 9:30pm

Tequila Sunrise   Offline
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lol Grin

anyone think Andrew deserves the PITA,  Grin
 

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #4 - Jul 8th, 2003 at 9:36pm

russ   Offline
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Wat's PITA? ???
Sorry, never heard of this before.
 
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Reply #5 - Jul 8th, 2003 at 10:05pm
visitor;AKA:X   Ex Member

 
It's a Stormy Pain in the ass


X
 
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Reply #6 - Jul 8th, 2003 at 10:53pm

russ   Offline
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Quote:
anyone think Andrew deserves the PITA,  Grin


yep, he deserves it.

just kiddin' Smiley Wink
 
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Reply #7 - Jul 8th, 2003 at 10:54pm

stormy   Offline
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Quote:
It's a Stormy Pain in the ass


X

Hey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! watch it buster.................. Cry Cry Cry Grin
 

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Reply #8 - Jul 8th, 2003 at 11:14pm
visitor;AKA:X   Ex Member

 
Is a PITA, better than a BUTTHEAD??
??? ???
X Grin
 
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Reply #9 - Jul 9th, 2003 at 4:28am

Chadza   Offline
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what does BUTTHEAD stand for!? Now I'm totally confused! Roll Eyes Cheesy

Chadza
 
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Reply #10 - Jul 9th, 2003 at 2:35pm
KIMBER   Ex Member

 
Chadza;

A BUTTHEAD is someone who talks too much
about something they know nothing about and
puts up pictures they shouldn't, and embarrasses
me all the time!!
They are easy to spot, they sleep on sofas in the
study and are named things like "x" "visitor"
"PaPa"

Love you all in Simviation land Kiss Kiss
Have a nice day Wink

Kimberle'Mare'
 
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