A young guy in an F-14 Tomcat fighter was flying escort for a B-52 Stratofortress and
generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old
bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."
The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its
flight, straight and level.
Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"
"I just shut down two engines, kid."