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the bunny and the snake (Read 493 times)
Jun 27th, 2003 at 3:19am

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Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down.
This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.  I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite okay," replied the snake.   "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful." replied the bunny.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny  in obvious excitement.
The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're scaly and smooth, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.
I'd say you must be either a consultant, a computer programmer, or possibly someone in  senior management."
 

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Reply #1 - Jun 27th, 2003 at 9:49am

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Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Jun 28th, 2003 at 3:14pm

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lol Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Jun 28th, 2003 at 4:12pm

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I don't get it. what does that have to do with ppl? someone please explain.
 

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Reply #4 - Jul 1st, 2003 at 10:44am

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Ouch...dissss Tongue and the joke is that people in Senior Management have no backbone and no balls, its kinda an expression. (means they are double crossing cowards)
 

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Reply #5 - Jul 1st, 2003 at 7:10pm

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Oh I get it. OK.
 

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Reply #6 - Jul 2nd, 2003 at 4:57pm

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I brobably shouldnt say anything, i will just ruin it!
 

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