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Jun 26
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, 2003 at 1:28pm
stormy
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A girl brings a guy home one night...
> > > > As soon as they get into her apartment, she immediately suggests
> that
> > they do > > the "69". "What the hell is that?" ??? asks the guy.
> > > > Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain, "I put my head
> > > > between your legs, and you put your head between mine."
> > > > Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to
ruin
> > the moment, he agrees to try it.
> > > > The second they get into position, she lets loose a rip-roaring
> fart!
> > > > "What was that for???" he asks.
> > > > "Ooops!..sorry, let's try it again" she says.
> > > > So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one
loose!
> > > > The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on.
> > > > "Wait, where are you going??" she asks.
> >
> > > > The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of
> those,
> > > > you're crazy!!"
> >
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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Jun 27
th
, 2003 at 1:42am
ViNtAgE FlYa
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??? but still, i dont get the question, whats a 69?? is this some American triditional ritural?
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Jun 27
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, 2003 at 2:20am
stormy
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??? but still, i dont get the question, whats a 69?? is this some American triditional ritural?
well I think you just might go on the net and find out a little about it.. because I am not going to explain this one ..no way
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Jun 27
th
, 2003 at 7:48am
ViNtAgE FlYa
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well I think you just might go on the net and find out a little about it.. because I am not going to explain this one ..no way
i was only joking.........
did u know this is in the jokes forum?
jk
cheers, l8rz
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Jun 27
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, 2003 at 2:13pm
stormy
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i was only joking.........
did u know this is in the jokes forum?
jk
cheers, l8rz
you are a brat,
you just wanted to see if i would explain it
.. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. and yes I know it's the joke forum
. I even went as far as finding out if it would be ok to put this on first.. so
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Jun 28
th
, 2003 at 12:30am
ViNtAgE FlYa
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you are a brat,
you just wanted to see if i would explain it
.. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. and yes I know it's the joke forum
. I even went as far as finding out if it would be ok to put this on first.. so
oh.... sorry aye
i wont do it again
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Jun 28
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, 2003 at 12:48am
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oh.... sorry aye
i wont do it again
Ya right.. and it's ok.. we are all brats one time or another . right............
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Jun 28
th
, 2003 at 1:05am
visitor;AKA:X
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Stormy;
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we are all brats one time or another
We have a new forum member, Stormy,
please don't talk to her, please!!!
My life isn't much as it is, Please don't
get her started!
X
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Jun 28
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, 2003 at 1:12am
stormy
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Stormy;
We have a new forum member, Stormy,
please don't talk to her, please!!!
My life isn't much as it is, Please don't
get her started!
X
funny fummy guy,,try this one
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an old cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now, go back and read the THIRD word in each line,
starting at the top.
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Jun 28
th
, 2003 at 2:30am
visitor;AKA:X
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My God woman! What do you expect of a man?
Read and count at the same time??? What do
you think I am? One of those Rocket sciencistisal
types!!! I just figured out how the buttons on this
mouse thing work!!
Funny Stormy
X
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Jun 28
th
, 2003 at 2:48am
ViNtAgE FlYa
Ex Member
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My God woman! What do you expect of a man?
Read and count at the same time??? What do
you think I am? One of those Rocket sciencistisal
types!!! I just figured out how the buttons on this
mouse thing work!!
Funny Stormy
X
yeah, our male brains can't multi task like female brains!
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Jun 28
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, 2003 at 3:02pm
stormy
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LMAO!!!! Thats just to funny you guys.. ...............but I think I understand .........
lol
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