Simviation Forum - You know your a redneck when ...

Jun 20^th, 2003 at 1:55am

tomahawk Offline
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Australia

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Your indoor furniture becomes your outdoor furniture.

You where circumsized when your sister was kicked in the jore.

You can not see out the rear window of your ute, as it is covered in stickers.
(I don't know if this one applies overseas, Only in Australia i think)

Your mother is also your sister.

The mother of your child is also your mother.

Your blood type is 'RUM.'

hope these havent been on the Forum Before.

Enjoy Tomahawk Grin

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Reply #1 - Jun 20^th, 2003 at 2:49am

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How do you spot a redneck at the airport?? ???

They have Igloo luggage!! Tongue

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Reply #2 - Jun 20^th, 2003 at 5:09am

Craig. Offline
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LOL:)
seen others aswell, i will see if i can find some of them

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Reply #3 - Jun 20^th, 2003 at 8:13am

ozzy72 Offline
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Madsville

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You know you are a redneck jedi when you;
light you roll-ups with your lightsabre.
you can't understand why Luke and Leia didn't marry.
Your pod-racer is held together with gaffer tape.

Ozzy Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #4 - Jun 20^th, 2003 at 12:24pm

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I hope no one mentions, Lips Sealed

Crop dust'n with a Spitefire Roll Eyes

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Reply #5 - Jun 20^th, 2003 at 4:35pm

flyboy 28 Offline
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Jacksonville, FL

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You know all the different types of possum in the western hemisphere!!

Grin

LOL

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Reply #6 - Jun 20^th, 2003 at 5:08pm

Iroquois Offline
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Ontario Canada

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You Know Your A Redkneck when...
-Autoparts on your lawn become a fashion statement.
-Duct Tape is not only for fixing things, its a way of life.
-You think Intel if a phone company and AMD a new kind of beer
-You make posts on internet forums titled "You Know Your a Redkneck When..."
-The your town's greatest curiousity is the indoor public toilet.
-The only stores you've ever shopped at have names like Home Depot, Canadian Tire, and the Beer Store.
-You have more children than you can count on your ten fingures and eleven toes.
-You watch the "Beverley Hillbillies" and can't figure out what's so funny.
-You collect old airplanes, infact you own a Sopwith Camel, which is being used as a chicken coop.
-Your car was personally inspected by Henry Ford.

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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