Simviation Forum - Proper Profanity

Jun 18^th, 2003 at 11:26pm

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There have been ten occasions in history in which use of the "F" word was completely appropriate:

10: How the ~ did you work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 BC
9: It does so ~ing look like her! - Picasso, 1926
8: You want WHAT on the ~ing ceiling!? - Michaelangelo, 1566
7: Any ~ing idiot could understand that! - Einstein, 1938
6: Scattered ~ing showers my ass! - Noah, ^{(Unknown Date)}
5: Where did all those ~ing Indians come from? - Custer, 1877
4: Aw c,mon! Who the ~ is ever going to find out? - Bill Clinton, 1999
3: Gee, I didn't think they'd get this ~ing mad! - Adolf Hitler, 1944
2: Where the ~ are we? - Amelia Earhart, 1937

And ladies and gentlemen, the number one best use of the "F" word ever:

1: What the ~ was that! - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

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Reply #1 - Jun 19^th, 2003 at 1:36am

Steve-O Ex Member

Oh so true.

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Reply #2 - Jun 19^th, 2003 at 5:08am

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You missed some of my favourites;
Where is all that f***ing water coming from - Cpt. Smith of the RMS Titanic
I thought I could smell f***ing petrol - Nikki Lauda
I don't suppose its f***ing raining? - Joan of Arc
She's only a f***ing secretary - Cecil Parkinson
Let her f***ing drive - Cpt of the Space Shuttle....

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Reply #3 - Jun 19^th, 2003 at 3:09pm

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"He's ~ing got Nukes" :- T. Blair, last month Grin

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Reply #4 - Jun 19^th, 2003 at 3:42pm

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One of my favorites:

Where the ------ are those tomahowks coming from? - Gen Custer and Saddam Husein

Grin

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Reply #5 - Jun 19^th, 2003 at 3:46pm

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And the last words out of both Mark & Ken will be:

Running out of ----- room for the wings! Grin

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Reply #6 - Jun 20^th, 2003 at 10:18am

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #7 - Jun 20^th, 2003 at 10:52pm