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Jun 5th, 2003 at 7:05am

Romulus111VADT   Offline
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I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,


SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.

I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.


I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.


I TURNED THE CORNER AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE


I YELLED HANDS UP!!! AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME

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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #1 - Jun 5th, 2003 at 7:36am
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Aim careful Shocked
they're Bad
when wounded Grin

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PS: Real cute, would make a
good poster!
 
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Reply #2 - Jun 6th, 2003 at 1:05pm

Tequila Sunrise   Offline
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awwwwwwww, cute
 

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #3 - Jun 6th, 2003 at 1:46pm

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that is SO funny!! where'd you get that?
 

...&&&&well of course! i'm trying to hit them!&&&&always fight fire with fire... because you get a bigger one!
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Reply #4 - Jun 6th, 2003 at 10:30pm

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lol cute! Cheesy
 

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Reply #5 - Jun 7th, 2003 at 1:54am

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an automatic Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #6 - Jun 7th, 2003 at 6:50am

Romulus111VADT   Offline
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Quote:
an automatic Roll Eyes


Yep, that looks like one dangerous, vicious critter, might take several shots to stop him as he may be high on catnip.

Grin
 

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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