A gynaecologist is a man who works and operates in another man's field.

Hear about the 2 perculiar judges?
They tried each other.

How does a man know when he is getting younger?
When he gets up for a rest instead of going to bed.

How does a man know when he is getting old?
When it takes him all night what used to take all night.

Half the people in this world are crazy and the other half is driving the other half crazy.

The difference between wife and mistress........  Night and day.

Mistress.....  Something between a mister and a mattress.

Old age.....  A time when a man sees a pretty girl and it arouses his memory instead of his hopes.

Anatomy......  Something that everybody has but somehow, it looks better on a girl.

Passion......  A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Psychologist.......  A man who watches everybody else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

A few Chinese Proverbs

He who laughs lasts.

She who sits on judges lap get honourable discharge.

Rape impossible, woman with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down.

Virginity like bubble.......  One prick all gone.



If I've mentioned any of these before, I apologise.  But I couldn't be bothered to go and look.  Please add some more.

Greg