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Jun 3rd, 2003 at 12:24pm

stormy   Offline
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Be kind to all out there....lol

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money
and guns but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of
bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets
on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the
bathroom.
While he is in there, t! he husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is
An escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
In prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells
you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets
angry, he
will kill us. "Be strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds,
"He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he
was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in
the bathroom.
"Be strong, honey. I love you too..." ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Tongue Tongue Tongue Wink Wink Wink

HE HE HE
 

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Reply #1 - Jun 3rd, 2003 at 12:36pm

Maccers   Offline
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lol
Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Jun 3rd, 2003 at 2:47pm

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Pretty scary huh?
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Eeek Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
 

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Reply #3 - Jun 3rd, 2003 at 3:09pm

stormy   Offline
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Quote:
Eeek Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

So is that your shocked I said this? or just really scared ......lol Grin Grin Grin Grin Tongue Roll Eyes Wink
 

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Reply #4 - Jun 3rd, 2003 at 3:17pm

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ditto Shocked
 

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Reply #5 - Jun 3rd, 2003 at 3:38pm

stormy   Offline
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Quote:
ditto Shocked


So was I being BAD for putting this in.. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  lol  ??? ??? ???...oh well, Some times I just cannot help myself  Grin Grin Grin Grin Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue 8) 8) 8) 8)....

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Reply #6 - Jun 3rd, 2003 at 7:17pm

GreG   Offline
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You must be thrilled he chose the guy instead of the babe stormy! Grin Grin Grin  Just kidding, don't know the truth yet. Lips Sealed

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