Some of you may not know that Ozzy was married once before - this is the sad tale of its beginning - and end.



Ozzy decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.  She informed him that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her soo much.  However, Ozzy felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too.

Ozzy looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem.  My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."

Sandy and Ozzy got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon.  Ozzy whisked Sandy offto their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another...

As Sandy put her hands in Ozzy's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!  Ozzy ran after her to find out what was wrong.  She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"

" Yes it is...  8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"

Well I didn't want to brag.....

Ozzy likes to think of his as a Trophy for Women.

I've certainly never had any complaints Oso Least of all from my wife

How did you read Wendys diary and then come up with those names ?.....well, at least it has protected the innocent !