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Bill Gates and God (Read 397 times)
May 29
th
, 2003 at 9:30pm
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What did Bill Gates say when he got to
heaven and met God???
"MOVE You're in my chair!!"
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May 29
th
, 2003 at 11:49pm
SilverFox441
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Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
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The real question is:
When Bill Gates finally dies will his life flash before his eyes, or will he see a big blue light and the words:
A FATAL ERROR HAS OCCURED IN MODULE VXDHEART.1898726762 (VSD)
PLEASE CLOSE ANY OPEN APPLICATIONS
PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
Steve
(Silver Fox)
Daly
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May 29
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Actually, I was hoping it would be something like the crapintosh's "Death Chimes"
That outta stir things up. . . .
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&
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&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&&
&&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&
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