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Bill Gates and God (Read 397 times)
May 29th, 2003 at 9:30pm
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What did Bill Gates say when he got to
heaven and met God???

"MOVE You're in my chair!!"

unsigned Tongue

 
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Reply #1 - May 29th, 2003 at 11:49pm

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The real question is:

When Bill Gates finally dies will his life flash before his eyes, or will he see a big blue light and the words:

   
A FATAL ERROR HAS OCCURED IN MODULE VXDHEART.1898726762 (VSD)


PLEASE CLOSE ANY OPEN APPLICATIONS


PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
 

Steve (Silver Fox) Daly
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Reply #2 - May 29th, 2003 at 11:51pm

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Actually, I was hoping it would be something like the crapintosh's "Death Chimes"

That outta stir things up. . . .
 

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&&... &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&
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