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Internet police (Read 811 times)
May 27
th
, 2003 at 1:31pm
stormy
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BC Canada Vancouver Island
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Posts: 1615
Offender : You!
Date: Today
Offense #ZD101FB608 : In Front Of The Computer TOO LONG!
Details of Offense :
During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police,
have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the
computer TOO LONG!
You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans,
wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up
straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a
minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet.
Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel
syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts
NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.
Get your friends before they catch you!
THIS IS FOR PICKING ON ME......LOL ???
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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May 27
th
, 2003 at 1:54pm
Fozzer
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Colonel
An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
Posts: 24861
...Excellent value Stormy...
...!
It must take you AGES to set up the script and pictures on the post...
...
I have problems just getting one word to print in red, and as for italics...well...life is too short.... ???....!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Well done Stormy...good fun...!
Cheers..
...!
Paul.
(England).
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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May 27
th
, 2003 at 2:02pm
Rifleman
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" Full size A/C are just
overgrown models ! "
Tropical island in the Pacific
Posts: 6622
Right you are Paul, and at this moment you should see the dust fly all around her station, ...cleaning up while doing all those things necessary to get a fine post up like she did..........I think she is still a bit " off " since her last stand of catching up on here........everyone thought she was trying to mess up the forums, but only wanted to see what she had been missing for a while........look out now if she is back as a reg........
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May 27
th
, 2003 at 2:26pm
stormy
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BC Canada Vancouver Island
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Posts: 1615
Quote:
...Excellent value Stormy...
...!
It must take you AGES to set up the script and pictures on the post...
...
I have problems just getting one word to print in red, and as for italics...well...life is too short.... ???....!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Well done Stormy...good fun...!
Cheers..
...!
Paul.
(England).
Why! thank you Fozzer, like Ken said i'm cleaning my desk. putting things on here gives you that time...lol
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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May 28
th
, 2003 at 10:56am
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
Madsville
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Nice one Wendy. Last time I tried cleaning my desk the cockroaches took out an injunction... well that's my excuse!
Mark
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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May 28
th
, 2003 at 11:08am
x
Ex Member
DESK!!
I remember buying a desk
but I haven't seen it in some
time, I,ll keep looking, AH! here's
a newspaper, let's see, Headlines
"Wide spread power outage hits
Canada, Sun flair blamed!"
"Ford Pinto CAR OF THE YEAR" ??? ???
heck I'll clean this up later
x
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May 28
th
, 2003 at 2:56pm
stormy
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BC Canada Vancouver Island
Gender:
Posts: 1615
Quote:
DESK!!
I remember buying a desk
but I haven't seen it in some
time, I,ll keep looking, AH! here's
a newspaper, let's see, Headlines
"Wide spread power outage hits
Canada, Sun flair blamed!"
"Ford Pinto CAR OF THE YEAR" ??? ???
heck I'll clean this up later
x
HA HA HA... funny guy!!!!
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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May 29
th
, 2003 at 9:29pm
Deputy
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Hillsboro, Oregon
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Posts: 2090
I say we should take pictures of our desks - un-edited. . . Mine isnt that bad, but, its bad. . .
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&
Iustita Omnibus
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Justice for All
&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&&
&&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&
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May 30
th
, 2003 at 3:18am
stormy
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BC Canada Vancouver Island
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Posts: 1615
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I say we should take pictures of our desks - un-edited. . . Mine isnt that bad, but, its bad. . .
there is a topic on that already.Brad
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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May 30
th
, 2003 at 3:30am
BFMF
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Pacific Northwest
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Posts: 19820
my computer is turning out to be like my room and car, both totally in a mess and unorganized
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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May 30
th
, 2003 at 11:54am
Deputy
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Colonel
Hillsboro, Oregon
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Posts: 2090
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there is a topic on that already.Brad
Okay.Wendy
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&
Iustita Omnibus
&&
Justice for All
&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&&
&&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&
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