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Dead Duck (Read 620 times)
May 13
th
, 2003 at 12:07am
BHOFMX
Ex Member
A student pilot flying practice touch and go landings in a C150,
hits a bird on the downwind leg.
The bird damages the windshield and restricts his vision.
The student declares an emergency and sets up for landing.
The tower asks if he requires emergency services.
The student pilot calmly replies "No it's OK I think the bird is dead".
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May 13
th
, 2003 at 3:44am
Erhan
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haha, good one
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May 13
th
, 2003 at 7:18am
BHOFMX
Ex Member
Forgot to note,
This is true, found it on
an aviaition news site
was trying to fly over your house
last nite but the directions in your
email were a bit sparce,
Bhofmx
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May 14
th
, 2003 at 4:05am
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
Madsville
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Sounds like one of Scubapros little mishaps with a student pilot!
Ozzy
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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May 14
th
, 2003 at 6:06pm
BHOFMX
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He gave me a free leason
to keep my mouth shut
Bhofmx
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May 14
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, 2003 at 10:19pm
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Quote:
He gave me a free leason
to keep my mouth shut
Bhofmx
SHHHHH!!!!!!! SHUDDUP!!!!!!!
Hmmm. . . Flight lesson? Huh? Free? Huh? I don't think so. . . .
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May 15
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, 2003 at 12:52am
BFMF
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lol
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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