Simviation Forum - The Wife Simulator Preview

Apr 21^st, 2003 at 4:43pm

BE58D Offline
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This is a preview of the up and coming The Wife Simulator - A Lifetime Of Nagging. This software was created by an un-named corporation (for obvious reasons).

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NOTICE: This post is for parody (fun) purposes only, and does not represent any software to be released.

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Reply #1 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 5:09pm

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Ha ha...I hear thats the upgrade from The Girlfriend Simulator - Nagging in Training

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Reply #2 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 5:23pm

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You are so right there Cherokee_6. Grin

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Reply #3 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 5:53pm

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I think I'll stick to the freeware version: Part Time Add On Girlfriend. I hear that both of those others came with a glitch. They forgot to program a function for the "Escape Key". Grin

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Reply #4 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 6:04pm

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.....They forgot to program a function for the "Escape Key". Grin

..it's at the top left-hand side of the keyboard....
I found it...TWICE.... 8)...!
...FREEDOM... Grin

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LOL.... Grin

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Reply #5 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 6:14pm

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Damn! She's a lot better looking than my girlfr...errr.........sorry dear!....... *SWAT*......Ouch!....

Grin

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Reply #6 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 6:39pm

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Nope Fozzer... No problems (yet), unless everyone's wife see's this... Then I am doomed!!

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Reply #7 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 6:43pm

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Damn! She's a lot better looking than my girlfr...errr.........sorry dear!....... *SWAT*......Ouch!....

Hey John, did your version of 'Part Time Add On Girlfriend' crash\bomb out on you ??? Grin

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Reply #8 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 6:57pm

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By the way... If you click on "DIVORCE", she automatically gets everything you own. If you "CONTINUE", then you must find ways to get her to DIVORCE you... But she still gets everything you own! Hmmm... maybe this is why a Wife Simulator was never created, because no matter what you do, right or wrong... you still get screwed (and not in the manner some of you maybe thinking)!!!
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Reply #9 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 7:47pm

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Why did I have the feeling that you were going to build the "Wife Simulator"? When my "real life" wife stops reading the instructions to me, then I will consider it. lol Not bad at all Grin

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Reply #10 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 7:57pm

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Hey John, did your version of 'Part Time Add On Girlfriend' crash\bomb out on you ??? Grin

I think it was me that crashed... Grin

Messy around here....bits of me all over the carpet!! Shocked

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Reply #11 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 8:15pm

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I got version 1...deleted it only after it produced a small program called Loomex M Child v.1. I cant delete that one and I have to upgrade it every month at $250. I got wife simulator v.2 and had to delete it after I found out it was sharing files with a program called Boyfriend v.1 using a trojan bug. I got wife sim v.3 back in 1998 and still have it. It has produce two child programs Loomex M Child v.2 and Loomex F Child V.1

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Reply #12 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 8:43pm

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Just wait for the Ex-wife simulator, guarateed misery until the kids turn 18, there is only one button "Don't call the D.A., the child support is in the mail, really!"

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Reply #13 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 10:36pm

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I get an XP crash when I try to exit the program, something to do with the emptywallet.dll, anyone else have this problem? LOL Grin

Great post!

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Reply #14 - Apr 21^st, 2003 at 10:49pm

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I get an XP crash when I try to exit the program, something to do with the emptywallet.dll, anyone else have this problem? LOL Grin

Great post!

I believe Norton are currently updating their virus definitions to cope with the newly discovered "IcanEmptyYourWalletFasterThanAnyBloodyGirlfriendYouMightHookUpWith-YourEx" virus currently travelling the real world faster than the internet.

Sadly, the prescence of emptywallet.dll means you've already had you hard(BankAccount) drive wiped. Tongue

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Reply #15 - Apr 22^nd, 2003 at 10:13am

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You know, I just couldn't resist building the wife simulator. Sorry Loomex about the file Child v.1 and wife v.2 having security leaks and sharing files with Boyfriend v.1. And for you Mikel, I will try and find a patch for the emptywallet.dll problem.

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Reply #16 - Apr 24^th, 2003 at 8:41pm

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I'm going to pay the extra 50 dollars for Wife Sim Professional, it comes with the "Mistress" and "One-night Stand" add-on. Grin

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Reply #17 - Apr 26^th, 2003 at 3:58am

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I guess we shall have to wait for the tweaks to come out so that this can be maximised on my system.

The minimum requirements on the box stated that part time job and no car was OK, but now I've installed it I've found that this was blatently incorrect.

It seems that the lower the income settings the lower the probability of the swallow function working.

Also the Nag co-efficient goes up whenever I install non wife simulator related software.

Any help gratefully appreciated.

Will

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