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In The Navy (Read 350 times)
Apr 20
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A Marine and Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing his hands.
"Hey," says the Navyman, "in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands."
"In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&
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Hmmmmmm....
Guess I'm going to hafta dig up all my old Marine jokes.
USN 71-75
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i have heard that one befor
A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.
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