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A lesson in life (Read 526 times)
Apr 17th, 2003 at 4:27am

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I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.
So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, ’We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't  have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.’

Lesson learned.......

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Reply #1 - Apr 17th, 2003 at 10:57am
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That one earned a 5 smilie rating. Had me going. Thought you put it in the wrong forum. Was looking forward to telling you to move it.  Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Apr 17th, 2003 at 12:04pm

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the same happened to me once...nice story!  Grin  Wink
 

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Reply #3 - Apr 17th, 2003 at 12:58pm

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That was funny Mark, I just passed it on to my wife!!!

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Reply #4 - Apr 17th, 2003 at 5:26pm

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LOL Grin
 

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Reply #5 - Apr 18th, 2003 at 1:40am

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oh boy Roll Eyes

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