Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "I think they’re dog tracks!" The third blonde said, "Well, I think they’re cow tracks!" They were still arguing when the train hit them.




A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are in a bar when the bartender tells them about a magic mirror in the ladies’ room. “Apparently,” he says, “the mirror gives rewards if you stare into it and say something true. But if you lie, you’re sucked into the mirror and never heard from again.” So the redhead heads to the bathroom, looks into the mirror, and says, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in this bar.” A million dollars suddenly appears before her. Then the brunette heads into the bathroom, looks into the mirror, and says, “I think I’m the smartest woman in this bar.” The key to a new Ferrari materializes in her fingers. Then the blonde goes in, looks into the mirror, and begins, “I think…” And she’s sucked in and never heard from again.




A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one" So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life...I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone. The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks..I want to go home too." POOF, she is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What is the matter?" The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."




What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell...she's got a grenade in her mouth!




What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

not bad. i have a cousein that is blond. i will have tos end them to him

haha