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Apr 1st, 2003 at 9:35pm

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Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
 

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Reply #1 - Apr 2nd, 2003 at 12:07pm

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lol

what do you get when you breed a collie and a pitbull: a dog that bites your arm off and then goes for help Wink
 

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Reply #2 - Apr 3rd, 2003 at 6:34pm

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Quote:
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what do you get when you breed a collie and a pitbull: a dog that bites your arm off and then goes for help Wink


very funny!!!!!!! have you ever thought about crossbreeding tea cup poodles and great danes????
 
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