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Prescription Drug Safety (Read 515 times)
Mar 27th, 2003 at 4:37am

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A friend of mine just sent me this, its pretty important information!
When taking prescription drugs, it is vital to be fully informed about proper usage. Here are some helpful hints to ensure your safety:

 
Prescription drugs should be kept far out of reach of children, even if they cry, "Please, please, may I have my medicine?"
Some people say you should not exceed the recommended dosage on the bottle. But, come on, it's medicine—it's good for you.
Stay away from that Lipitor s**t. It's like hosting a Filipino drag-queen knife fight in your skull.
If you take medication daily, a useful accessory is a seven-day pill case, which helps you keep track of your intake and serves as a depressing symbol of your mortality.
If the pharmacist says your prescription will take 45 minutes to an hour to fill, say "Oh, no," and fall over dead.
Never mix prescription painkillers with alcohol, unless you like to party really, really hard.
Most people don't realize how much pharmacists enjoy haggling over the price of medications.
To reduce the risk of mix-ups at the pharmacy, bring a bat with a nail in it.
Most pills should not be taken on an empty stomach. Sprinkle a handful onto a salad.
If your pharmacist doesn't offer to have one with you right there in the store, the shit's probably no good.
If you are ever in doubt about the safety of a particular medication, consult a qualified physician. He will be happy to pooh-pooh your concerns.
 

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Reply #1 - Mar 28th, 2003 at 7:00pm

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