Bumper Stickers

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."


"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"


"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep"


"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."


"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"


"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."


"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."


"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."


"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."


"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"


"Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"


"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"


"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students!"


"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."


"Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!"


"Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal ! "


"Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear."


"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."


"Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot."


"He who laughs last thinks slowest"


"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."


"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."


"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."


"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."


"i souport publik edekasion"


"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."


"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."


"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."


"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"


"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"


"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock."


"2 + 2 = 3/ 5 for extremely large values of 2."


"I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles."

I would laugh but unfortunatly I read almost all of those last night...

Mark, that reminds me of a road sign in Portland. While driving past a cemetary, there is a sign that Says "Final Exit For Cemetary"

Hmmmm. Kinda spooky. . .

-Brad

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lol, I saw that one above the door of a hobby shop.  8)

Here's one from a T-Shirt. "If eating meat is wrong, then why does it taste so good!?"

A bumper sticker from BC. "More people oppose fur than leather because rich women are easier to harrass than bikers." 

And lets not forget that all time famous bumper sticker from the 80's "Where's the beef?"